²ÝÁñÉçÇø

Who said romance is dead? Jeremy Clarkson says he and Lisa will spend Valentine's Day mucking out cows at Diddly Squat

Clarkson's Farm star reveals livestock come first on February 14

clock • 2 min read
Clarkson's Farm star Jeremy Clarkson says he will be tending his cows on St Valentine's Day
Image:

Clarkson's Farm star Jeremy Clarkson says he will be tending his cows on St Valentine's Day

He may be beloved by millions of farmers and car fans up and down the country but broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson has revealed there is no love lost between him and St Valentine as he intends to spend the most romantic day of the year ‘knee-deep in mud and dung'.

Writing in his column for , the Clarkson's Farm star joked February 14 had been ‘high jacked' by women who demanded they were taken to a ‘fancy restaurant' before filling the bathroom with ‘stupid scented candles'.

Thehost wrote: "As you may have gathered, I will not be doing anything special on Wednesday, and luckily I share my life with someone who would not want to. The very idea makes a little bit of sick go into her mouth."

Instead Mr Clarkson said he and his partner Lisa Hogan would be at home in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire tending to the Diddly Squat livestock and said: "I would not want to swap it for all the pinkness on Moonpig."

Mr Clarkson has been dating Ms Hogan since 2017 and she often appears on his Amazon Prime hit series, Clarkson's Farm, often trying to talk Mr Clarkson out of one of his schemes.

Video: Watch as fan captures Jeremy Clarkson on tractor at Diddly Squat

Series two notched up the most viewers the platform had ever had and it has been recently revealed Amazon series three will arrive on May 3.

According to Amazon, the new episodes will find Mr Clarkson, his trusty sidekick Kaleb Cooper and the rest of the Diddly Squat crew facing ‘some seriously daunting challenges'.

Teasing the series, Amazon said: "The crops are failing in the severe hot weather, inflation has driven prices of supplies sky high, dreams for the beloved restaurant are dashed and now the farm shop also faces closure.

"Jeremy urgently needs to come up with creative new ways of making ends meet, so hatches a plan to turn a profit from hundreds of acres of unfarmed land - thick woodland and hedgerows that make up half of Diddly Squat."

More on Entertainment

14-year-old Farmer Joe teaches Hugh Jackman about sheep following his role as shepherd in new film

14-year-old Farmer Joe teaches Hugh Jackman about sheep following his role as shepherd in new film

The Lincolnshire sheep farmer explains how sheep are not as dumb as people may think and how they communicate with scent

clock 28 April 2026 • 2 min read
Release date announced for Clarkson's Farm Season 5

Release date announced for Clarkson's Farm Season 5

Prime Video to stream weekly episodes as Jeremy, Kaleb and Charlie deal with the fallout of Labour's family farm tax

clock 20 April 2026 • 2 min read
Jeremy Clarkson posts video in support of ²ÝÁñÉçÇø' Choir on Britain's Got Talent

Jeremy Clarkson posts video in support of ²ÝÁñÉçÇø' Choir on Britain's Got Talent

The group of farmers, who originally formed to promote Clarkson’s Hawkstone alcohol brand, captured the hearts of the audience and Clarkson himself as they took to the stage of Britain's Got Talent

clock 24 March 2026 • 1 min read